So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
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surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I just found a bag of teeth...
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
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Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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