Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
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I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
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I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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