I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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