We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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