yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
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