Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
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all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
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When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
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