Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
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Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
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Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
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