i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Randomize
