This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Randomize
