it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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