Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
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Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
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You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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