What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
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Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
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When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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