I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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