I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
