The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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