So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
i drank out of a bidet.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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