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Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
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She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Found the puke drawer
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
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Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.