my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
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