She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
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