I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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