Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
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