im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
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