Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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