I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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