All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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