"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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