she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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