Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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