i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Randomize