last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
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She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
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before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
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