its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
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I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
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He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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