Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
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