I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Randomize
