I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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