I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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