Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
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id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
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You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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