Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
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At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
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I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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