You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
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We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
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Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Randomize