first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
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