erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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