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I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
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He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
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I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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