STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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