There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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