Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
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