You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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