We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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