..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
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Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
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How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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