I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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