maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
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As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
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I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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