My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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