omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
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