Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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