Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
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So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
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A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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