Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
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The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
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I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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