I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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