Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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