I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
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