And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
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I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
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I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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